This was my actual favorite part of working in a theater. People would come in and use a string of words no human had ever uttered and I’d have to be like “ohhhhkay let’s parse this out.”
When we had Moonlight:
Moonshine, Moonrise, Midnight, Nightlight, Nighttime, TwilightMy favorite in recent memory, though:
“The Big Sick” = “The Fat Bad”Don’t… Don’t movie theaters have…the names of the movies… Right… There?
Ah, see, the problem here is that you’re making the common mistake of assuming people bother to read anything. At all. At any given point. When in the presence of customer service worker.
My friend used to work at movie theater and she would text me stories like this. One time when some Tyler Perry movie was out she said that a black family came up to the booth she was working and she asked what they wanted tickets for. The husband gestured to himself and his family and was like “come on, you know what we here for.” My friend just laughed and rang up their tickets.
yes i do the cooking
yes i do the cleaning
yes i stay up at night because my life’s devoid of meaning
